Amber's Life Lessons....

Life Lesson #3

Never make fun of reindeer. They are THE coolest animal ever. If you dare make fun of them then I will report you to The Reindeer Association of America. You will be hunted down and arrested.

Confidentiality Code

By signging the afore mentioned front of paper you agree to: never date a leprachaun while enrolled in the program. have payed in full by the end of your thirty minute session with us. you will hve no deductables. ashley is a llama and we dont like allison....never swim with octopuses. never grow a goatee while going/already bald. grimmlens are bad. never make obsene hand gestures to unicorns, old ladies, flamingos, or penguins...and just to be on the safe side...no reindeer either. it is hazardous to your health


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Kathryn Says"

Steps to Recovery (of anything)

1. Acceptance
2. Bragging
3. Denial
4. Lunch
5. Nap
*7)Death
8. Rebirth as a worm
9. Getting stepped on by a dog
10.Death (again)

*Due to too much tedious paperwork and illegal activity, step #6 has been ommited from our syllabus. also see our confidentiality code. be sure to read very very fine print....


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Kathryn Says"

Amber....i absolutely Love your life lessons......

life lesson number 3.
Spiderman is the all time kick butt superhero.....and if you say otherwise....we will hunt you down and gut you like a fish.....

Amber Says:

Hey Kathryn! How do you like my new life lesson thing? Remember our steps to recovery? The confidentiality form? Of course you do what am I talking about? we need to put that on here. Pronto.

So far I think our members should be:
Fish
Hilary
Monkey
Hippo
and that's all I have so far.

;D

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Captain Ned

Amber's Life Lessons....

Life Lesson #2

Never make a rude had gesture to a unicorn, flamingo, pengiun, or old lady. It is hazerdous to your health. They will open a can of whoop butt on you and then what will you do? Exactly. Nothing. You won't know what to do. The old lady will definitaly kick your butt becuase old ladies are mean and tough when they want to be. They usually have cains or walking sticks with them. That could be a weapon. This would be your second life lesson. Remember it.

Amber's Life Lessons...

Life Lesson #1

You should never date a Leprucaun. They are actually bad luck if you are having a relationship with them. They don't even have that much money. I mean come on, they keep it in a pot that is over the rainbow for pete's sake. How safe is that? Plus if you dated a Leprucaun you wouldn't be able to go on actual dates with them. If you did everyone would try to kidnap him so he would give them a pot of gold. You would be better of with a Gremlin. The one off that movie...what's it called? Oh ya! It's called GREMLINS. Those really ugly ones though. Not the cute ones. Well this is my first life lesson. And trust me. There are more to come.

This is Sadie ^

Amber Says:

Hello!! I have arrived!!!

Today we shall have a brief discussion about monkeys.

Monkeys=Bad

All Done!!!

That wasn't so hard now was it?

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Captain A. Ned ;D

kATHRYN sAYS:

we keek ace!

kATHRYN sAYS:

ok amber....i am trying to figure this out
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Herb